Bret: But she’s very beautiful. She’s a very beautiful woman.
Jemaine: She’s a very beautiful woman. Um, much - she’s a much better kind of woman than some of the women I’ve …imagined.
Bret: We walked to the top of the hill, and we ate sandwiches!
Jemaine: Nice to meet you, Jenny.
Bret: We’ve met before - quite a few times, actually.
Jemaine: Oh, yes, of course we have. I meant it was nice to meet you the time that I met you.
Bret (Jenny): Well, you said meet me here in one year - you just needed some time to clear your head… And you seem to have done that.
Coco: Brit like - like Brittney?
Bret: Uh, no, B-R-E-T.
Coco: Oh, Bret. It just sounds like Brit.
Eddie (to Bret): You’re sign material. This guy overthinks things.
Kermit and Bret McKenzie sing a song together from the new Muppets Movie!!!!
Dave: Look, I don’t know how they do things back in England —
Bret, Jemaine, & Murray: New Zealand.
Dave: Whatever. I don’t really give a shit. But the point is, going out with you best friend’s ex-girlfriend while you still live with your best friend, that kind of thing would be considered a little weird here in the U.S.
Murray: Actually, it’d be quite weird in New Zealand as well.