My mind is blown. I bet yours is, too.

#And then after the Doctor lit the Olympic flame #and finished his cupcakes with edible ball bearings #as they walked back to the TARDIS#Rose said ”Doctor there’s one more mystery we need to solve” #and the Doctor arched his eyebrows and replied ”What’s that Inspector Lewis?” #”My knickers seem to have gone missing” she says. ”We have to locate the perpetrator.” #The Doctor leans back and takes a look at Rose’s bum in her tight jeans #Before reaching out to flick open the button in the front and lower the zip one tooth at a time #”Welllll in order to properly launch an investigation #I’m going to have to conduct a very thorough examination of the crime scene #So if you wouldn’t mind stepping this way Inspector Lewis” #he said as he opened the door to the TARDIS #”We can get to the bottom of this mystery” #And Rose let out a giggle when he pinched her bum#before she took off running for the bedroom #Foreplaying through all of time and space (via gallifreyburning)

2 weeks ago with 1554 notes — via gallifreyburning, © aintborntipycal

gallifreyburning:

episode613wasalie replied to your photoset: All emotions removed.

No, Allison. You’re supposed to make jokes about sex, not ponder the Doctor wanting to cut his own heart out, mm’kay? Glad we cleared that up.

MY BAD. I will get back to my regularly scheduled program of Rose/TenToo sexytiemz asap.

#THis is Rose and TenToo at a Vitex fundraiser (there are LOTS of them apparently) #And TenToo is bored out of his mind and looking for trouble to get into#And Rose just barely managed to keep him from disassembling the sterno cans to make some kind of gadget #(”Really Rose it’s not like I’m going to set the building on fire. There’s just a suspicious sound #coming from inside that closet and I’m sure it’s a Pallaxian ankle-biter and the only way to subdue them is with fire”) #And so Rose agrees to go into the closet with him if only for the sake of helping him get out some of this extra energy #Although right afterward she drags him down the hall to the next closet #”Do you suppose there’s a Pallaxian ankle-biter in here maybe? #I could’ve sworn I heard that sound you described coming through the door.” #He grins and waggles his eyebrows and surveys her from her sex-rumpled hair #to her crookedly-buttoned shirt #”Can never be too careful with a potential Pallaxian ankle-biter on the loose!” he replied dragging her inside

2 months ago with 10 notes — via gallifreyburning, © gallifreyburning

#This is why Allison is my favorite #In the same way that Nili will look up any and every fact that Allison quizzes her on #Allison will fic any and everything that I ask her #Me: Doctor/Rose sexytiems? #Allison: As you wish #otp: if you want #gallifreyan tags

lastofthetimeladies:

#With the hair and the brainy specs and the sideburns #Doctor this qualifies as dirty talk #Now tell me about the present progressive tense #Tell it to me slowly #And leave the glasses on

2 months ago with 16091 notes — via montypythonandtheholyblog, © helloprettyrory

#OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE ON MY DASH #I MISS GEMS LIKE THIS #ALLISON #WHAT #ARE #YOU #gallifreyan tags #NOT G-RATED #conditional clause

crazyandsexy:

#Wait what? ”A final hug”? #NO THAT’S THE DOCTOR CATCHING DONNA BEFORE SHE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR #BECAUSE HE’S WIPED HER MEMORIES AND IN DOING SO KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS #SHE’S HIS BEST FRIEND AND THE ONLY BEING IN THE COSMOS WHO COULD BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND HIM AND BE A REAL PEER FOR HIM #BUT HE HAS TO ERASE EVERY SCRAP OF THAT IN ORDER TO SAVE HER LIFE #AS SHE’S PLEADING FOR HIM TO FIND ANOTHER WAY WITH TEARS IN HER EYES #AND HIS HEARTS ARE BREAKING AT WHAT HE’S HAVING TO DO #AND HE’S LOOKING AT THE VAST LONELY EXPANSE OF HIS LIFE WITHOUT DONNA THAT STRETCHES BEFORE HIM #BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER #So NO DOCTOR WHO MAGAZINE BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT #This is NOT ”a final hug” #This is the collapse of a perfect friendship and the beginning of the end for the Tenth Doctor #Because SHE doesn’t want to go and HE doesn’t want to go #And they could’ve been the best buddy cop team in the universe #IF ONLY #*oh gawd gross sobbing i miss them so much* (via gallifreyburning)

2 months ago with 1029 notes — via crazyandsexy, © mrwhoisadoctor

#MY HEART #gallifreyan tags #This is a queue because I shouldn't be here #I AM A RESPONSIBLE ADULT I AM A RESPONSIBLE ADULT #Intergalactic BFFs

#Imagine the Doctor burst into your room RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE #And snatched your laptop out of your clamped hands #And sat down and looked at what’s in your open tabs #OH MY GAWD I WOULD DIEEEEEE #”No Doctor that’s not a story about you having sex with Rose no really just click the little ‘x’ there if you don’t mind” #”No Doctor that isn’t a gif of you licking your lips in slow-mo please just hand that back to me for a sec okay?” #”No Doctor that isn’t a chat I’m having with someone halfway around the world about how much I’d love to lick your neck - OH WAIT is… #that the sound of the TARDIS being stolen you’d better go check on that! #Better yet I’ll come with you to make sure everything’s okay. #And by the way if your neck ever DOES happen to need licking then I’m your girl.” (via gallifreyburning)

2 months ago with 7611 notes — via gallifreyburning, © edmacfarlane

#OH MY GOODNESS ALLISON I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING #L;KASDJ;LGKJDFHH #gallifreyan tags #laksdjgl;dakfjhfsgj #bahahahaha #This is a queue because I shouldn't be here #I AM A RESPONSIBLE ADULT I AM A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

#…And then Rose accidentally stumbled into the bathroom #Because it was her second day on the TARDIS and she was completely lost #And the Doctor snatched a towel and glared at her and said more cockily than he felt #”See anything you like?” and Rose blushed and stuttered something and slammed the door on her way out (via gallifreyburning)

2 months ago with 219 notes — via gallifreyburning, © norhythmthatsme

#I love how your brain works Allison #gallifreyan tags

winterinthetardis:

“If I believe in one thing, just one thing, I believe in her.”

#I like to imagine all the times the Doctor and Rose feel an epic hug is necessary #One of THESE hugs where they practically fuse into one person - for instance #The Doctor manages to make pancakes without burning them - EPIC HUG SITUATION #Rose finds her way through the maze of TARDIS hallways from the library to the console room - EPIC HUG SITUATION #The Doctor’s experiment with back-combing works out better than he’d planned - EPIC HUG SITUATION #Rose brings back bananas from the Tesco when she goes shopping - EPIC HUG SITUATION #The Doctor accidentally walks in on Rose while she’s naked in the shower - EPIC HUG SITUATION #Doctor/Rose/Hugs #Utterly OT3 (via gallifreyburning)

2 months ago with 326 notes — via burnupasun, © am3liapond

#gallifreyan tags #otp: they never ever will

you thought so too

#Although on the surface this is a squee-worthy scene #With the Doctor/Cassandra calling out Rose’s attraction to her new-new Doctor #And all of us fangirls/boys agreeing with her #It’s actually quite a horrific thing that’s happening here #Rose has been violated by someone else’s consciousness #Cassandra forced her way into Rose’s mind and pilfered her thoughts #And now she’s done the same thing to the Doctor - invaded his mind and pilfered his thoughts #And she’s speaking Rose’s most personal and intimate ideas OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THE MAN SHE LOVES #It’s mortifying and horrifying #Can you imagine how violated you would feel?#UGH #And I’m glad Cassandra dies in this episode (via gallifreyburning)

2 months ago with 452 notes — via gallifreyburning, © matturday

#otp: they never ever will #gallifreyan tags

gallifreyburning:

#Nine’s face in that third gif #Oh his beautiful fragile ego and the way he loves when Rose pops a hole in it #Because he’d never admit it aloud but he secretly lives for the moments when she gets in his face #And calls him on his bullshit and refuses to be awed by his awe-inspiring Time Lord presence #When she makes him feel like a regular bloke #When she grins and squints her eyes and flashes her teeth #And all he wants to do is put his arms around her and murmur #”If I’m not impressive then why do you stay?” #And hear her say ”I stay because you’re you.” #Doctor Who #The Doctor #Rose Tyler #Doctor/Rose #OTP to end all OTPs #WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY NINE/ROSE FEELS TODAY? I CANNOT HOLD THEM ALL. AUGH…

3 months ago with 1575 notes — via awesomemccoolname, © thedoctorisamonkeyslut

#*SHAKES FIST* #ALLISONNNNNN #otp: she's my plus one #gallifreyan tags

burnupasun:

#Oh mercy y’all #How GENTLY he catches her here #They’ve just committed epic sacrifice for each other - basically a life for a life #And the Doctor finally grasps the depths of Rose’s feelings for him #And his own feelings for her #And Nine doesn’t mind regenerating because it’s a result of saving her life #And he knows he can become something that might be more pleasing to her physically and demeanor-wise #And ugieroh oe iergohuiowerg uioaewrgf huioag huioag #THEIR LOVE IS EPIC (via gallifreyburning)

3 months ago with 1061 notes — via burnupasun, © disneybarbie

#otp: she's my plus one #gallifreyan tags

#After the Doctor rescued Earth from the Sycorax and everyone ate Christmas dinner together #And everyone piled out of the Powell Estate to see the snowfall (that was actually Sycorax ash) #Jackie watched Rose throw her lot in with the Doctor once more #She accepted his offer to take her to the stars and they stood together grinning at the twinkling lights and the snow #And holding each others’ hands like lovers #And Jackie pulled out her cell phone and snapped this picture of them while they weren’t looking #Because she knew there was a chance she’d never see her daughter again#That Rose would get lost in time and never come back; that she’d die millions of miles from home #And she wanted one last image of her daughter as she was in this moment: #Happy and optimistic and oh so young and full of life (via gallifreyburning)

3 months ago with 355 notes — via gallifreyburning, © laurenhasmoved

#*shakes head* #I can't even with your tags Al #I CANT #gallifreyan tags #otp: they never ever will

askheryourself:

#NBD just Rose in Pete’s universe #She’d been out shopping for a crib and baby clothes with Jackie when the paparazzi tracked them down #Everybody wants a pic of pregnant Rose (because of her whirlwind romance with the mysterious Tim E. Lord who appeared out of nowhere #And instantly became a lead consultant for Torchwood and Downing Street and never seems to wear anything but a single blue pinstriped suit) #So Jackie dodged out the front door of the shop first and had the car brought around #And then Rose hustled out and tried to avoid the cameras as she made a beeline for the open car door (via: gallifreyburning)

#Tim E. Lord #YES #gallifreyan tags

horoscopy:

In every speck of dust
In every universe
When you feel most alone, you will not be alone

#Rose is staring in horrified fascination at her burning planet #And the Doctor is staring in fascination at Rose as she witnesses the same thing he’s witnessed: #The destruction of everything familiar and everything that ever was ”home” #She’s watching the Earth burn just like he watched Gallifrey burn #And he shows her this because he wants her to know what he’s been through #He needs to know if her heart can take it #If she’s strong enough to soldier through alongside him #And she is #Because she’s Rose Motherfucking Tyler #And she grows to love him (even with his scars and pain) because of these moments #Where he shows her himself by showing her bits of the universe that are meaningful to him (via gallifreyburning)

#DAMN YOU ALLISON #DAMN #YOU #gallifreyan tags #otp: she's my plus one #Anna Reblogs Allison Blog 2012

crazyandsexy:

lookbackseeforward:

The Doctor: NO! ‘Cause this is what I’m gonna do - I’m gonna rescue her! I’m gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I’m gonna save the Earth, and then - just to finish you off - I’m gonna wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!

Dalek: But you have no weapons, no defences, no plan!

The Doctor: Yeah, and doesn’t that scare you to death?

#Because in his last confrontation with the Daleks he lost EVERYTHING #He sacrificed EVERYTHING and was left with only his TARDIS #And he’ll be damned if the Daleks will take Rose from him #Because she BECAME everything to him #The light that led him out of darkness #That illuminated life again and showed him the things worth living for #That shone so brilliantly all he could see was her #All he WANTED to see was her #And she walked alongside him #Casting back the shadows #And he’ll be GODDAMNED if he’s going to let them hurt her or take her away #He’ll protect her even if it means sacrificing himself because to be happy all he needs to know #Is that Rose is safe (via: gallifreyburning)

#GALLIFREYAN TAGS #!!! #NINE X ROSE FEELS #THEY WILL PERSIST #ESPECIALLY IF ALLISON KEEPS THIS UP #otp: she's my plus one

winterinthetardis:

#And in Pete’s universe sometimes Jackie gets lost on the grounds of the Tyler country estate and calls TenToo in a panic #And he’s JUST LIKE THIS - exasperated and sarcastic and still trying to help her anyway #(Mostly because Rose is lying next to him in bed and poking him in the ribs and #Promising to do all sorts of things to him if he’ll just answer Jackie’s questions and calm her down) #And Jackie squeals in the other end of the phone ”I don’t know which part of the estate I’m on! But I see a tree!” #And TenToo rolls his eyes at Rose and sighs and says ”Yeah THAT helps” #Rose leans in closer to nibble of his ear and TenToo somehow manages to get Jackie back to the mansion in record time #Before flinging the phone across the room and pouncing on Rose while she giggles in delight (via gallifreyburning)

jfc allison. your tags. ugh, all the awards.

#gallifreyan tags #Allison your tags about TenToo always have the Doctor and Rose going at it by the end #You're serious when you say in your headcanon they have all the wild monkey sex and shag like bunnies aren't you?